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Alistair's Gallery "Aren't they lovely?" -Alistair Boswell Sysiphus Fentonworth

The Hon. Professor and Curator of the Battersea Gallery and Diner in Suffuck, Professor Alistair B.S. Fentonworth has amassed a large        collection, also of some artwork, which spans the centuries, if not the        neighborhood. Professor Fentonworth prides himself on being the foremost    authority on styles, types, and stigmas related to art throughout the        existing continent. His insufferable pomposity has been acknowledged and      recognized, and he is the most widely unappreciated of the decade's con        artists. Professor Fentonworth bears a striking resemblance to Sigmund        Freud, which has been of enormous value in his illustriousless career.        When oft-times Professor Fentonworth is asked about a particular artist or painting, he will exclaim: "If you HAVE to ask, then DON'T BOTHER!"

click on the portrait of Van Gogh, to see the "My Van Gogh" exhibit

click here, to see what Professor Fentonworth knows about art

click here if you'd rather be fishing

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